I was wrapping presents the other night, and Wyatt said to me, with a sarcastic tone: “Are you done with your art project yet?”

To which I replied incredulously “It’s not an art project, I’m just wrapping presents.”

And Wyatt said, “No, wrapping presents is sticking it in a brown paper (grocery) bag and twisting the top so they can’t see what’s inside. That’s an art project!”

And there lies the most fundamental difference between Wyatt and I.