At sacrament today
Olivia: I bet that man is older than grand-crad.
Me: You think so? Grand-crad is pretty old.
Olivia: Like how old is he? A hundred?
Me: No, but great-grandma Christensen is a hundred and one.
Olivia: A hundred and one! I bet that’s even older than you.
Me: I’m not that old. I’m actually pretty young.
Olivia: How old are you?
Me: Thirty-one.
Olivia, with eyes big: Wow! That’s so old!
How can I be younger than you?!